today on MSN.com

so i happened to surf across msn.com today, and right under the "cameron won't marry justin" headline, i saw this frightening bit of news: TED NUGENT IN CHAIN-SAW ACCIDENT. truely, these are the times that try men's souls.

a little something else, although not from MSN. i suggest you only read that if you are, like me, a complete and total DORK. i must admit, i laughed out loud at aragorn crying "mazeltov!" whilst ghimli lept in the air exclaiming "OOMPAH!" and at gollum telling sam "he's mine ho! back off my man!"
anyway, now that you know i not only enjoyed, but also LINKED to this atrocity, i'll understand if none of you want to come to my party.

and lest i forget, dad and i went and listened to some jazz at the illustrious bombs away cafe, where i ran into the one-and-only emily greenspan (not, as far as i know, related to alan). in case you are curious, she continutes to rule everything capable to any exent of being ruled, and may, in fact, be comming to my birthday party, thus continuing a fine tradition that will be, uh, two years running if she shows. i am sorry i keep mentiong The Party, but the fact of the matter is that it gets boring and lonely in this house with just me, the compuer, and the sewing machine, and i have precious little to look foreward to, aside from The Party and my own sweet death, which may be my only release from this torment.