straight to you from...well, ME

ok, so i just saw return of the king. again. this is quite likely only one of many upcomming "bestial love-making sessions" which mr. mortensen and i will share. him and miranda otto. and me.
anyway, when i've figured out WHY this is such a great movie, i'll let you in on the secret. but until i discover said secret, i'll just tell you that it is FUCKING GREAT, and if you have not seen it, you own it to yourself as a human being to imediately rectify this startling and disturbing error in judgement. in fact, i invite you to join my return of the king marathon, where i will watch all four showings of the film at our local regal cinema. this will happen, naturally, after i get rehired, as i can't really afford to do it otherwise.
basically, i just wanted to tell you all that rotk is deffinitely giving teenage catgirls in heat a run for its money as best movie EVER. this trilogy has earned its place amoung the greats: star wars and good old indy. so hail to the chief, baby.

oh, one last thing. in discussing this great filmmaking achivement with pike, we happened upon a brilliant idea: combine two of the greatest films ever made - teenage catgirls in heat, and return of the king - to make one UBER-FILM. this magnum opus is tentatively titled "the king in heat." further updates as events warrant.

edit: check this shit out.