as if it wasn't bad enough that our family the computer, the only one in our house with a connection to the internet, is practically incapacitated by viruses, now mine, the clean computer, the nice one, seems to have gotten the virus. i think i've deleted it, but i tried to run neverwinter nights and it wouldn't work. I THINK I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRY. my world is a hideous montauge of humiliation and SHAME.

notice the small man in the lower right corner. yes, this is real. yes, it's that big. this is why i love japanese people.

i would sing the whole "oh what a beautiful morning..." song, but it's evening, so that doesn't really seem appropriate. i do, however, feel in the general mood the song portrays, sans the morning. good spirits.

in other news, i saw "the transporter" today, staring jason stratham of snatch fame. not a really good movie, but not really a bad movie either. it had some badass action, and some pretty imaginative things. it was pretty smooth of him to use the oil for that... anyway, it was a fun movie. not quite as much fun as, say, the tuxedo, but sitll enjoyable. if you go, however, go to the economy showings. it's not worth $7.

indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark is truely a classic of action cinema. i just watched it this afternoon, in case you were wondering. i was trying to come up with something more productive than warcraft III, but less productive than homework. was i sucessful? you decide.

hmmmmm...

and while i'm at it, everyone should probably read this. it's slight more old-skool, but still good.

oh sweet bacon that's beautiful. thank you for bringing this little ray of light into my life. i think i'll just go put on my bunnyhug now.

*sniiiiiif*
ah, i love the smell of REPAIRED ARCHIVES in the, uh, afternoon. late afternoon, really.
anyway, as you've likely gathered, they're fixed now. some of the image links are broken, but frankly, they can just eat my ass. as michael bolton would say. becuase i'm too lazy to fix them so LIVE WITH IT. anyway, i'm going now. and do read the archives...i read a little bit of them...some of them are pretty cool. i mean, we're going on, what, almost three years now? that's really a little impressive, when you think about it. or not...but hey, nothing's perfect. ok, i'm just rambling now.
bye.

well, as cool as that is - and believe me, it is - i don't really see how it's cooler than a woman made entierly of PIE.

i imagine the vast majority of our readers (so that would be what...maybe two of the three?) will find this boring and pointless, but gunbuster is SAD. :( so very, very sad. i mean, can you imagine comming back to earth 12,000 years after you lived there? everyone you'd ever know or loved would be long dead and gone. or, how about you come back to earth and EVERYONE'S dead. humanity is EXTINCT. all that's left is you and your copilot is is far to attached to you to be straight. imainge the LONLINESS. it scares me. anyway, don't watch it. it's sad. so very, very sad.