i feel like they're shrinking.

2.28.2002

just got done with play. great fun. come and see it! playing tomarrow night (friday the 1 of march) and the night after that (saturday the second). also, come and see chiaman next friday, the 8th, in the CHS auditorium at 7:00. admission to the movie is free. the play costs something, but i'm not sure how much. probably under $10. so be there!

2.24.2002

well, yesterday we started work on our latest film project. it looks to be be very funny. and speaking of film projects, chiaman will FINALLY be showing the friday after next, at 7:00 in the CHS auditorium. i hope. boy do i ever.
in other news, i went to a dance last night. it's the first dance i've actually ENJOYED to any very large extent. twas great fun. in fact, i had a very busy day yesterday; excercise in the morning (jesus fucking christ, those stairs are tiering), then filming, then dance and...other stuff. ;) lots and lots of fun.
ok, i'm done now. see you all later.

2.19.2002

ever noticed how women's bodies are shaped so much better than men's?
i mean, i realize i'm a little biased here, but the female body just seems so...smooth. it just seems to fit together, to make sense. whereas the male body seems to simply have bits tacked on (yes, THOSE bits) or removed. and it's shaped wierd...the legs especially look disproportionate. i donno...perhaps this is just stuff instilled in me by society, or something of that manner. but i was just thinking about it. so i thought i'd write about it.
in other news, my mind's in a muddle. i seem to have broken my illustrious record of letting nothing but those of the more desierable sex (women, if you were curious) give me trouble. a number of OTHER things are currently giving me trouble, not the least of which is that OUR FUCKING MOVIE WON'T BE SHOWING THIS SATURDAY! stupid taco. it's not like we really NEED a set for the play. bastards. but HOPEFULLY, baring extreme circumstances (ie, aliens, martial law, pregnancy...) we will be showing it NEXT saturday (the 2nd).
so yeah, there you have it.

2.12.2002

and on another note, ben's pants are officaly a year old! or rather, they were 10 days ago. that's right, on febuary second, 2001, i, lunchbox, made the VERY FIRST POST. actually i made four, but they were all pretty pointless. anyway, rejoyce, be merry, and send us money (and booty for ubertopher), for 'tis a happy occasion! indeed, the occasion doth call for merriment! huzzah!

if you are faint of heart/stomach, have ulcers, are pregnant, or desire to - at some point - enjoy sex (again, or for the first time) i urge you NOT to view the following. observe:

exhibit a
this woman is making baby jesus cry. i mean REALLY cry.

exhibit b
only slightly better. only slightly. still a frightening, disturbing sight. if you thought this or this was frightening, nothing can prepare you for the lunacy you are about to witness.
so come foreward and see, IF YOU DARE!

these delightful images are, of course, countesy of you-know-who. and believe me, YOU DO KNOW WHO.

2.09.2002

if you're a girl, don't read this. you'll hate me. if you are, on the other hand, of the male gender, read away. this actually had me laughing out loud. whee-he-he....