here.

that's right, we've another disgusting display of...something, courtesy of the usual professor of pain, brodie's evil twin. this one's...well, given the whole certian people we hate possibly getting a part in ATTACK OF THE CLONES, this seems particulary apt. i'd probably find it even funnier if i'd ever seen gundam wing.

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well, our supplier called in late just a few minutes ago, with this. this one's alot funnier if you know who the characters involved are (so, pretty much you have to be an anime geek, like me, to find this particularly funny), but it's still rather whitty, if only to see the heads of very serious men on the bodies of rather buxom high-school girls.

fuck.
i just wrote a rather long and eloquent post, but due to my stupidity, it has been erased.
to recap:
•i watched amelie with jocelyn. great fun was had by all. i hope.
•i am cheerful. yeah for me.
•six people (not counting my family and my sister's friend) wished me happy birthday, including the ever-popular ubertopher. for those of you who DON'T know, i am now SEVENTEEN! i can rent and view r-rated movies. joy. and huzzah and kudos to those who wished me a happy birthday.
•i almost want to go to paris, due to all the movies i've seen recently (two) sent in paris. almost.
•moulin rouge is cool.
•i just recently actually DID HOMEWORK!!!!!!1! *collective gasp* it was, in fact, german homework. i have written fifteen exceeding boring descriptions of places in a fictitious city (Rotdorf). i am stoked.
•something down here smells funny. not "DOWN THERE," DOWN HERE. by which i mean the basement.
•i need to fold clothes.

join us next week on Dixon's Creek, when ubertopher finally gets laid...or DOES HE? and lunchbox adopts a larger-than-life racoon with REALLY HUGE NUTS. will brodie discover the truth about his father, who claims to be kevin sorbo in disguise? tune in next week to discover the truth on DIXON'S CREEK.

whee! i just watched moulin rouge. that movie rocked my world. it's just so...nifty. so grand, so big, so musical. i do so love musicals. if anne doesn't get it for me after all, i shall buy it for myself. and now, it's dinner time! bye!

need some help remaining celibate? monk life got you down? well worry no longer! one trip here, and you'll never want to have sex again!

although, acutally, you sort of have to admire this woman...i know I'D never be able to dress up like that.

this, and the previous mirthful photo brought to you by the guy with the same (real) name as brodie. you know who you are.

lordy.

ah...now you can once again see out delightful missives right where they should be. that's right, all two of you. so enjoy it. while it lasts. becuase it probably won't.

i have not laughed this hard in quite some time.

go check this out. it's nifty. and for some laughs, this. not quite as funny as the beef center sign, but sort of in the same vein. don't forget, it comes with a case!

i'm such a NAUGHTY boy.