SOMEONE is being a WHINER, so i've had to take down the nifty little pictures i had to represent us. i would have just made some new ones, but since i'm such a caring and generous person, i have no RAM for my computer since i loaned it all to the girl so her computer could run Black and White. (which is a cool game, when it doesn't crash) therefore, no photoshop, which means no new pictures. boo. someday though...they'll be back, and with a vengance.

yes indeedy, we have an update! wohoo! actualy, it' pretty much the last design with new pics. in fact, i supose that's all it it. oh well. it looks pretty. thank goodness for photoshop stock photos. ;)

look at this. NOW. do it, bitch. i'm not kidding.

hot damn! I finally got my one anime music video up on the internet. :) yeah! it's here, if you interested, but you're rpobably not.

...and here are the pictures. that sure didn't take long. anyway, enjoy em. i can't say how long some of them will last. ;)

yeaaaaahhh!!! we're back up and running! :) i guess the freeservers server just wnet down for a while. ah well. it's free, so i can't complain too much. anyway, as it's summer, and hence i'm bored already, look foreward to some new pictures soon. heh heh heh.

i'm cleaning my room...not for any real reason. i just got tired of not being able to find anything. it's taking a little longer than i anticipated.

my dad is watch Empire Strikes Back in the other room. C3PO just interupted han and leia while they're on the asteroid trying to fix the falcon. sometimes i forget what a classic that is... i should watch it again. it's always good to refresh one's cinematic memory.

anyway, in other news, i've decided to try giving this online comic thing a shot. i'm gonna start out with a couple of guys going on a road trip and meeting some physic llamas and prarie dogs. and then they meet satan, who's tired of running hell and has decided to run away from her responsiblities. and then some more stuff happens... anyway, more news on this as it happens.

well, it's time for me to wash the dishes and drink the last of the pepsi. sayonara.

somebody needs a hot beef injection. i'm not sure who yet, but someone needs one, and they need it bad. and when i find em...i'm gonna bless them until they sweat cum and the back of their teeth hurt. the power of christ compells you!

...

god i'm bored.

we went to graduation today. it rained. the rain was kind of fun for a while, until my hands started hurting, and my clothes were soaked enough to feel like lead. then it wasn't much fun. but i'm glad i went. it got to congradulate my senior friends, and hang out with a bunch of my pals. after that we walked home and sat around while they put on my clothes and took off their wet ones. so there you have it. the high point(s) of my day. hope you found it amusing.

if you're at all like me, i'm sure you ask yourself this question alot. the question being, what would brodie's last post look like if you translated it into portuguese and then back to english? well, wonder no more! i have, for your enjoyment, undertaken this herulean task, and give you, the translation!

acutally, i don't ask that alot, i just got bored, and started fucking around with babelfish, so it's partly to blame. really.

yup, i got bored, so now there are even MORE updates. new conversation (yes, i got THAT bored), a new wallpaper for ubertopher and a new story about my haircut. enjoy their tasty goodness. or as largo might say, ph33r my lack of b33r. indeed.

i also just realized that drawing of me looks vaugly spanish. wierd...

and nice page, brodie. it's very pretty.

i puked this morning. it wasn't that much fun, and now the guys bathroom in the science wing smells funny. but i felt a little better afterwards. i also stayed home sick today, and mainly did nothing but watch anime. after i was done with that, i got really freaking bored, and made some more stuff for the site. joy. have a nice day.

i wonder alot

why me?
why NOT me?
why can't i do it?
why not?
why have i been posting so much lately?

answers do not abound.

that was rather out there, and rather metaphorical. hence, crap. sorry.

the rules of sean's cock:


First rule of Sean's Cock, you do not talk about Sean's Cock.

Second rule of Sean's Cock, you DO NOT talk about Sean's Cock.

Third rule of Sean's Cock, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the cock is over.

Fourth rule of Sean's Cock, only two guys to a cock.

Fifth rule of Sean's Cock, one cock at a time.

Sixth rule of Sean's Cock, no shirt, no shoes (you mean i can't dress up my little guy?!).

Seventh rule of Sean's Cock, cocks go on as long as they have to.

Eighth and final rule of Sean's Cock, if this is your first night at Sean's Cock, you have to cock.

ok, everythings fixed. we're happy now. you can even see the pretty pictures in netscape.

update

The Onion | 6 June 2001 Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
DALLAS-- At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of "Quantum Slacks," attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual wear.

and now, for one of our many adventures:

being the vigilantes of justice that we are, we noticed the dreadful situation in cody, WY recently, namely that the town's namesake (buffalo bill) is not burried there, but in the town of denver, CO. in an effort to write this horrible wrong, we undertook a perlious journey, fraught with peril, cold, lack of food, and ross perot. difficult it was, yet we preservered. and in the end, all was right. we have captured this historic event on film (well, not really, as it IS a digital camera), and are now prepared to give some rare footage from this incredible heist. to see the story, go here. you WON'T be disapointed.

i've been a bit of a downer lately, and i'd just like to appologize for that. depressed people are no fun. so, with that in mind, something more fun!

i went and saw Titan I.C. tonight. it was an epic film created by several of my colleagues at high school about...something. i wasn't really sure. it had something to do with the titanic. anyway, it seemed really funny, but i couldn't hear half of it because the speakers in out auditorium suck ass. *sigh* i have, however, been one again inspired to create my own films! yes, that's right; i have once again gained new drive to go out there and DO SOMETHING! soon the film world will be resounding with the effects of my tremendous success. and of course i'll be helped by the two other guys on this site, as they're an integral part of the opperation as well. our next project is a biting parody of the german film "Run Lola Run" (or, in german, "Lola Rennt"), entitled "Run Skoubo Run." it follows the stunning exploits of Skoubo, and he runs around school in search of his lady love. a spectacualar tale of romance and adventure, "Run Skoubo Run" will be wholesome fun for the whole family. As the New York Times says, "It DRIPS with poignancy." comming soon from squatting turnip productions.

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.