*sigh*
Once again, it falls to me to correct the glaring errors in the judgment, spelling, and mischief making of my honored compatriots.

To begin with, Jeremy, “shovanistic” is spelled “chauvinistic” (chau·vin·ism, n. 1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one's country; fanatical patriotism. 2.Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism . . . of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.). ). Furthermore, in the sentence “Sorry to destroy your dreams Brodie but you are corrupting the wholesome image of The Pants,” You not only spelled Brodie incorrectly in the previous sentence (along with “by,” which should be “buy”), you also neglected to insert commas around “Brodie,” as is appropriate in this situation. A semi-colon should also be inserted after “special package.” The section should read thus: “Also, to anyone else who might read this, do not buy Brodie's "Special Package;" all you will get is an old shoe box full of packing peanuts and confetti. Sorry to destroy your dreams, Brodie, but you are corrupting the wholesome image of The Pants.” You also didn't post the message twice; you only thought you did. Dumbass.

And to Brodie, on the subject of SADD, “acronim” is spelled “acronym,” and SADD stands for “Students Against Drunk Driving.” I would imagine that this organization is similar to MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving).

If anyone needs me futher, I shall be busy treading the path alone.

fresh goes better with...*thumbs up*!!!

whinner.

Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body, baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body, baby, checking out my body

lah blah blah

Yeah!!!!!! it's finally working!!!! wohoo!!

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Whoop-dee-frickin-doo.